KittyTV: The Chronicles of Dick is a video made by Kitty0706 and published on Jun 15, 2012. It's a parody advertisement of The Chronicles of Riddick : Assault on Dark Athena[1]. This video falsely advertises Assault on Dark Athena, a fantastic underrated game that needs bigger audience, as described by Kitty0706 himself. He also reccommend audiences to play the older version instead of the remastered version. This is the first KittyTV video ever uploaded. This video also reveals Kitty0706 current status, including the leukemia sickness he's diagnosed with.

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The video starts with the KittyTV logo appeared with it's music theme. The screen changes into skies from the original game, some hands pointing on an object (not shown) reimagining Superman's introduction opening. Then one of the hands kills the leftmost hand with an invinsible gun, revealing the killer is a severed arm. The video advertisement continues on close up of Flying Riddick, showing the parodied Afarti (Atari) and Shartbreeze (Starbreeze Studio) logo, then revealing the game's title: The Chronicles of Dick : Assault on Humanity starring Award-losing actor Vin Diesel as Richard B. Dick. Presenting a new (boring) storyline, set at the east bumblef@#k! with terror and action at every corner. Also including most captivating dialog in the history of videogame followed by a "Horribly written" popup text and a random NPC complimenting the Hero's "boobs". It's also advertises (falsely) the intense action followed by Dick punching his enemies, features such use your submachinegun as harmonica (then explodes), pretend to be a baseball player, Master Composer Nintendo (Mozart is shown instead) with masterpiece and unforgettable soundtrack that will knock your socks off. Guest star Marcus Fenix from Gears of War series. Fighting Midgets and Giants, or Oxygen which Kitty don't reccomend because it's violating the law of East Bumblef#@!, award winning motion capture animation (followed by woofing Dick),


"It's a most fun i never had since making my husband a sandwich!" - Generic Woman

"It reminds me how easy it is to smack my wife for not making me a sandwich!" - Generic Man

"Video Games!" - Generic Timmy